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{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}

{"fact":"Cats are subject to gum disease and to dental caries. They should have their teeth cleaned by the vet or the cat dentist once a year.","length":133}

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{"fact":"Cats hate the water because their fur does not insulate well when it\u2019s wet. The Turkish Van, however, is one cat that likes swimming. Bred in central Asia, its coat has a unique texture that makes it water resistant.","length":216}

{"fact":"There are up to 60 million feral cats in the United States alone.","length":65}

{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a thieving alligator?","punchline":"A crookodile!","id":451}

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